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My step-auntie Dorothy ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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