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Bad food

My step-auntie Dorothy ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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