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Bad food

My step-auntie Dorothy ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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