Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Dorothy ate a wedge of blue cheese and punched …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

New Zealander Tanzanian Ecuadorean Singaporean Serbian Pitcairn Islander Israeli Cape Verdean Comoran St Lucian

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.