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My step-auntie Dorothy ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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