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My
step-auntie
Dorothy
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
canned prunes
stale bread
soggy lettuce
a stale biscuit
turkey twizzlers
yesterday's fish
a box of dead mice
the last Rolo
stinky tofu
over-cooked pasta
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