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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Dorothy
ate
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mushy peas
the last Rolo
over-cooked pasta
Brussels sprouts
a stale biscuit
turkey twizzlers
stinky tofu
soggy lettuce
a wedge of blue cheese
cat biscuits
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