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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Dorothy
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
stale bread
canned prunes
a plate of soggy nachos
a stale biscuit
Brussels sprouts
stinky tofu
mouldy potatoes
cat biscuits
turkey twizzlers
soggy lettuce
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