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My step-auntie Doris ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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