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My step-auntie Doris ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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