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My step-auntie Doris ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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