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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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