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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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