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My step-auntie Doris ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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