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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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