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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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