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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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