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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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