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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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