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My step-auntie Doris ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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