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My step-auntie Doris ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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