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My step-auntie Doris ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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