Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate turkey twizzlers and nutcracker choked …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Citizen of the Dominican Republic Vietnamese Sao Tomean New Zealander Slovenian Lao Zimbabwean Tongan Pakistani Prydeinig

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.