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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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