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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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