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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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