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My step-auntie Doris ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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