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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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