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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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