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My step-auntie Doris ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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