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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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