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My step-auntie Doris ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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