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My step-auntie Doris ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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