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Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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