Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Doris ate …

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a box of dead mice yesterday's fish a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas mouldy potatoes over-cooked pasta Brussels sprouts the last Rolo a wedge of blue cheese stinky tofu

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