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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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