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My step-auntie Carol ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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