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My step-auntie Carol ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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