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My step-auntie Carol ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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