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My step-auntie Carol ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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