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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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