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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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