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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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