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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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