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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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