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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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