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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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