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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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