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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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