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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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