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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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