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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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