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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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