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My step-auntie Carol ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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