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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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