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My step-auntie Carol ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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