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My step-auntie Carol ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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