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My step-auntie Carol ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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