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My step-auntie Carol ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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