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My step-auntie Carol ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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