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My step-auntie Carol ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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