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My step-auntie Carol ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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