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My step-auntie Carol ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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