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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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