Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.