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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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