Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.