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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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