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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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