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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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