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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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