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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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