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My step-auntie Carol ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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