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My step-auntie Carol ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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