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My step-auntie Carol ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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