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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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