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Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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