Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Carol ate …

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stinky tofu canned prunes yesterday's fish turkey twizzlers over-cooked pasta a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos soggy lettuce mouldy potatoes

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