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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Betty
ate
cat biscuits
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
strangled
throat-punched
punched
head-butted
roundhouse kicked
Vulcan death-gripped
scissor-kicked
kneed
slapped
kicked
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