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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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