Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
step-auntie
Betty
ate
stale bread
and
roundhouse kicked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a dentist
a pilot
a doctor
a train driver
a spy
a woman
a farmer
a man
a shepherd
a sailor
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.