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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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