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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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