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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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