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My step-auntie Betty ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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