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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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