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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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