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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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