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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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