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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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