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My step-auntie Betty ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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