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My step-auntie Betty ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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