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My step-auntie Betty ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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