Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
step-auntie
Betty
ate
turkey twizzlers
and
strangled
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Jordanian
Djiboutian
Bhutanese
Micronesian
Kittitian
Honduran
Singaporean
Omani
Macanese
Spanish
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.