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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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