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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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