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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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