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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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