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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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