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Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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