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My step-auntie Betty ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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