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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Betty
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a stale biscuit
stinky tofu
stale bread
over-cooked pasta
mouldy potatoes
a plate of soggy nachos
cat biscuits
canned prunes
Brussels sprouts
yesterday's fish
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