Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Betty ate …

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a box of dead mice cat biscuits yesterday's fish stinky tofu over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos the last Rolo mouldy potatoes turkey twizzlers soggy lettuce

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